So Jubilee and Grip, a couple of ravens at the Tower of London have been killed by an urban fox. I'm not sure why it needed a Freedom of Information request to extract this information, although we are talking about Eretz England - a state which is happily ditching its last remnants of press freedom.
You can read the official version as to why George Osborne is willing to cough up £4000 per annum to provide bed and board for these London dossers here. Personally I have my doubts. After all the English are very good at writing the Welsh out of the history of these islands.
Take the Tudors, the BBC is forever churning out programmes with posh birds chuntering on about Henry, Mary and Elizabeth. One thing they'll never mention is the Welsh ... oh they might refer to the wonder of a Welshman from the "lower orders" being the grandfather of a king but that's about it. Dramatised versions are no better, apart from a denigrating joke in A Man for all Seasons and a Welsh extra whispering in Glenda Jackson's ear you're more likely to come across a Martian than a Cymro.
Of course the reality was far different, with Welsh folk, for example, surrounding England's greatest queen. A. L Rowse even called Bess a "red-haired Welsh harridan" - but then he was Cornish.
Poor old Rhys ap Gruffudd is one Tudor taff who has been consigned to the dustbin of history. Rhys was married to that well-connected lass Catherine Howard - sister of Anne Boleyn's mother and aunt and namesake of Henry VIII's fifth wife. Rhys got the chop for plotting to make himself Prince of Wales in fulfilment of certain ancient Welsh prophesies. One of the main charges against him was that he had adopted the surname Fitz Urien - a name with some significance in the vaticinatory poetry called brud.
You get a clue to what these prophesies were in a poem by Lewis Glyn Cothi to Rhys's great uncle Morgan ap Tomas:
Mae digon o sôn gan Sais
Am Rolant Abermarlais.
Maent hwy fal mintai Owain
O fewn brud yn ofni brain.
Mae'n ddarogan i'r frân fry
Grasu wybr Lloegrwys obry.
Dy gigfrain dros lundain lân
ac ar hyd Lloegr y hedan'
There's plenty of talk from the English about the Roland of Abermarlais. They, like the troop of Owain in brut, fear the ravens. It's prophesied that the ravens will beat down the firmament of the English .... Your ravens will fly over fair London and all of England.
Of course all this draws on Owain ab Urien in the Dream of Rhonabwy, who our pal Rhys ap Gruffudd claimed as an ancestor. The English - a more superstitious race than the Cymry* - would no doubt have taken all this seriously. What better revenge than to behead Fitz Urien at the Tower and let the hapless ravens feast on his flesh.
Rhys's uncle James ap Gruffudd of Castell Maelgwn, another Welshman who deserves to be better know, escaped to the continent, where he pursued his nation's cause in the courts of Europe for a fruitless decade and more.
So there they remain, the ravens of Owain ab Urien, their wings clipped and subject to gawping tourists and mangy vermin. Occasionally one escapes this fate, like Branwen - "he was a bit of a brute"** - who was shipped off to Somerset for attacking the gawpers.
Surely it's time to release the ravens, let Eretz England fall and allow a new England to emerge - one that might aspire to being a good neighbour rather than the destroyer of nations.
* If you don't believe me just check out how many witches each nation was responsible for executing.
** Yes, I know
Dy gigfrain dros lundain lân
ac ar hyd Lloegr y hedan'
There's plenty of talk from the English about the Roland of Abermarlais. They, like the troop of Owain in brut, fear the ravens. It's prophesied that the ravens will beat down the firmament of the English .... Your ravens will fly over fair London and all of England.
Of course all this draws on Owain ab Urien in the Dream of Rhonabwy, who our pal Rhys ap Gruffudd claimed as an ancestor. The English - a more superstitious race than the Cymry* - would no doubt have taken all this seriously. What better revenge than to behead Fitz Urien at the Tower and let the hapless ravens feast on his flesh.
Rhys's uncle James ap Gruffudd of Castell Maelgwn, another Welshman who deserves to be better know, escaped to the continent, where he pursued his nation's cause in the courts of Europe for a fruitless decade and more.
So there they remain, the ravens of Owain ab Urien, their wings clipped and subject to gawping tourists and mangy vermin. Occasionally one escapes this fate, like Branwen - "he was a bit of a brute"** - who was shipped off to Somerset for attacking the gawpers.
Surely it's time to release the ravens, let Eretz England fall and allow a new England to emerge - one that might aspire to being a good neighbour rather than the destroyer of nations.
* If you don't believe me just check out how many witches each nation was responsible for executing.
** Yes, I know