Feeling a bit of sympathy for Andy Mountbatten - hasn't the guy done his level best to win Central Asia for the West? And how is he repaid? By having his face splashed all over the front page. What is the point of the cleptocracy owning the media if they can't keep an officer and a gentleman out of the papers.
Anyway this blog needs to get in touch with its yé-yé girl roots, so for Andy and especially his dad here's the best-connected woman in the history of pop to sing a little ditty: